THEME BY MARAUDERSMAPS
Be Happier
J. 21.
No stalking.
I am already judging you.

dennys:

denny’s reminds you to behave accordingly at this weekend’s festivities. we also remind you that after you’re all con-ed out, we’d love to see your costumes and serve you late into the night. cosplayers are welcome at dencon 24/7.

buttholeos:

If anybody ur getting down n dirty with wants to keep u a secret u need to bail and then find some1 who makes ur pic their phone background because that’s what I’m talking about

humans-of-pdx:

"This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is solid! It’s going to be good eatin’!" 
"What are you going to make with it?"
"Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to give the first one away or you just spoil the whole spirit of gardening."

via:penissauce
source:penissauce

penissauce:

i can tell that some of u have lost ur virginity since I started following u cause now u post more about sex and porn IM ON 2 U

-teesa-:

7.23.14

George Takei describes the moment when he and his family were sent to an internment camp.

via:shmaduhline
source:tupacabra

tupacabra:

that baby ain’t cute? push it back in

brotoro:

reverseracism:

cyberrghetto:

omg

Dear White People Official Trailer 1 (2014) - Comedy HD

all I see is black people talking about this. white people. go see this movie. you need to see this movie.

"You’re going to have sex, get pregnant and be ruined for the rest of your life."

baberellafox:

*goes outside barefoot like the backwards country hoe i am*

all-i-ever-wanted-dear:

shitfestcomic:

#135

I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it

razputinapuato:

allserbgotohell:

what the fuck is wrong with ths bird why does it have sexy legs for strutting

well you can tell by the way i use my walk that im a womans man no time to hawk

tagged as
# falcon talons

gotta cut my koala toenails